Political Linguistics Toolkit - Gaffes, Phonetics, and Text Transformation R package covfefe version 1.0.0 A comprehensive toolkit for political linguistics featuring a museum of famous digital gaffes, phonetic transformation algorithms (Soundex, consonant shifts), QWERTY keyboard geometry for typo simulation, syllable parsing, word blending (portmanteau creation), and text corruption analysis. Originally inspired by the infamous "covfefe" tweet of 2017. Software Depends: R (>= 3.5.0) Imports: tokenizers Suggests: testthat (>= 3.0.0) Michael Kirchner <michael@kirchner.io> Comprehensive R Archive Network (CRAN) Michael Kirchner [aut, cre] GPL (>= 3) 2026-01-26 application/tgz https://CRAN.R-project.org/package=covfefe doi:10.32614/CRAN.package.covfefe